Outrage has followed the announcement from the President that the letter “X” will be included as an option along with “F” and “M” for gender on U.S. Passports, as the ACLU and other organizations criticize what they view as flagrant consonant bias. The announcement, which came in the midst of a series of scandals […]
SPONSORED POST — Your Nuclear Fallout Shelter Should Convey Who You Are
Underground and shaking with terror? That’s no excuse for a dreary bunker! The tangible threat of global thermonuclear war is no reason to settle for a fallout shelter that doesn’t express your personal style. From floor to 7-foot ceiling, your shelter must shield its occupants from deadly radiation while reflecting your own unique vision of […]
Another journalist’s messy demise
Jim Ducker, an investigative journalist covering the involvement of government figures and corporate executives in high crimes against the public, was discovered dead this morning in a pool of his own blood, crushed by a cinder block that struck him six times and skewered by two daggers found embedded in his eye sockets. His death […]
Did this year’s Russian invasion of Ukraine cause last year’s inflation? Da.
When Pouty Putin and his putrid goons defiled the glorious nation of Ukraine by violating its sovereign borders on February 24, 2022, they were bringing a lot more with them than we’d thought: retroactive inflation. The telltale signs are there. When did inflation start to get really bad? 2021. When did those armies of […]
Factcheck: global human enslavement a good thing, not a bad thing
Okay, this is one of those really H.O.T. topics. And that’s H-O-T as in “hot,” not the K-pop wunderkinds who are factually H.O.T. Check this fact: There’s been a lot of talk about powerful people, across the world, covertly working with each other to achieve self-serving ends at the expense of the public. Talk […]
10 things Biden said to Putin to dissuade him from invading Ukraine
WILMINGTON—Moments before Russian Federation forces invaded Ukraine on February 24, U.S. President Joe Biden made the following pleas to Vladimir Putin, president of Russia, via private telephone conference: Come on, man. You won’t get away with that on my watch. Oh, wait… is it my watch? You do that and I’ll cancel your pipeline. Or […]
Trudeau responds to protesters
Protesters in Canada have demanded an end to restrictive mandates that limit their constitutionally protected freedoms and threaten to physically violate their body sovereignty. To address their concerns, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau promised to throw the protesters in prison where their constitutionally protected freedoms will be limited and… nothing else bad will happen to […]
Zoom call attendee glad no one knows he’s just watching self the whole time
DES MOINES—An Iowa business owner spent an entire Zoom call staring at his own digital image, and he’s pleased about it. Tate Walstrom, proprietor of Tate’s Gates in Altoona, could not tear his eyes away from the mirrored video stream of his face while attending a half-hour virtual meeting for property managers. Offering limited […]
Another kind of totalitarianism
Reports have arisen of creeping authoritarian influences usurping large portions of the news media in a bid to condition their readers into accepting brutal totalitarianism. In response, this publication denies any and all such reports, choosing instead to educate its readers about the benefits of good ol’ fashioned brutal totalitarianism.
Louis Pasteur’s journal
A rare moment indeed, when one locates such a prized and sought after repository of firsthand discovery. Louis Pasteur’s journal recounts his trials in developing the famous Pasteurization process, a name he took immense pride in designating. Behold the immortalized words of a pioneering researcher, so far ahead of his time that his time finally […]