I was shopping for diapers for my baby but couldn’t find any for my baby — all the diaper packages had pictures of babies who did not look like my baby. So where are the diapers for my baby? Something similar happened when I went to buy toothpaste at the pharmacy just down the […]
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Paul Pelosi scores another winning stock trade that was definitely not insider
You gotta hand it to Paul Pelosi. Not even Warren Buffett is this good. Just ahead of the announcement that Congress was scheduled to vote on a $52 billion subsidy for the computer chip industry, he acquired between $1 million and $5 million of stock in Nvidia, a semiconductor manufacturer. This man’s got a crystal […]
Japanese football league slammed for lack of diversity
As vile hatred and discrimination run rampant the world over, no individual or institution is exempt from scrutiny and liability for unconscionable acts of discrimination. There is just far too much racial hostility lurking behind every corner and tearing apart the fabric of our society to not be equally vigilant and vigorous in defense of […]
Astronomers discover cause of coronal mass ejections: yep, it’s white supremacy
You can’t spell “supremacy” without C-M-E (in reverse order and combined with other letters). Potentially deadly coronal mass ejections, or CMEs — those big hot bursting things that shoot off the Sun’s surface — are the direct and tragic result of white supremacy. So says a report coming from the Incredibly Sorry Astronomers of America […]
Hair liberated as CROWN Act passes; fingernails bite selves awaiting own fate
Now that the “Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair Act of 2020” is safely on the books at long last, follicles are free to be themselves, as equals, for the first time in history. Amazing, the fact it took this long. And yet, hopeful. That we’ve come this far — together. […]
Did this year’s Russian invasion of Ukraine cause last year’s inflation? Da.
When Pouty Putin and his putrid goons defiled the glorious nation of Ukraine by violating its sovereign borders on February 24, 2022, they were bringing a lot more with them than we’d thought: retroactive inflation. The telltale signs are there. When did inflation start to get really bad? 2021. When did those armies of […]
Minimum security prisons are the best security prisons
What I said? It’s true. Prison the real anthill. That trash on TV and movies never show it the way the life really is. I chose solitary instead of B Wing at Lovelock to get away from some wiry Crip’s shiv. Had to choke my cellmate to get there. You got to go out your […]
Maskless man terrorizes partygoers
Attendees of the 47th Annual Uptown Charity Ball were assaulted by the exhalations of an unidentified man whose features were in no way obscured by a facial covering. The man, who wore no mask on his face whatsoever, claimed to have been invited to attend the prestigious gala that attracted over 250 people. While […]
Unvaccinated should get vaccinated to protect the already vaccinated
All right, I know the title doesn’t seem to make any sense, but, just hear me out here. The vaccines are safe and effective, so you should get vaccinated, if you haven’t already. If you don’t get vaccinated, you’re putting yourself and everyone around you at risk, whether they’re vaccinated or not. Pay […]
Fear is not the only thing to fear and here’s why that should frighten you
When Franklin Delano Roosevelt made his First Inaugural Address on March 4, 1933, naming “fear, itself” as the only thing we have to fear, he forgot one thing: terror. Terror is really, really scary. If you’re not terrified of terror then you should probably look up the word. It means “intense, overpowering fear,” according to […]