Mayor extends mandate in bold new tweet

When executives are allowed to legislate, it’s pretty great.  But when they can do it by tweet?  Priceless.

“We know dropping anvils kills flies — our experiments have proven that.  Now let’s go even further.

“I’m urging @GovHowl to extend anvil deployment wherever flies are found.  Let’s do what we can to keep our city, our residents, and our workforce safe by dropping anvils wherever flies are found.”

-Mayor Smith