Hospitals overrun with vaccinated patients, urge vaccination

Patients often remember hospitals for their hospitality.

Amid the recent surge in covid hospitalizations taking place in the world’s most vaccinated areas, administrators have pinpointed the likely cause of this surprising escalation in breakthrough cases.

“It seems improbable that the vaccinated would be responsible for these numbers, given that the vaccines are effective,” noted Fritz Boehnerhaus, Director of Patient Relations at Grunberg Hospital.  “So, our experts have reached a consensus on what’s causing this anomaly: poor levels of inclusivity.  Wait.  I mean… get vaccinated.”