Another journalist’s messy demise

Investigative journalists have become increasingly suicidal while pursuing baseless investigations.

Jim Ducker, an investigative journalist covering the involvement of government figures and corporate executives in high crimes against the public, was discovered dead this morning in a pool of his own blood, crushed by a cinder block that struck him six times and skewered by two daggers found embedded in his eye sockets.

His death is being ruled a suicide.