In observance of World Toilet Day, the President’s handlers undid his harness and allowed him to utter a few words and other vocalizations to his adoring public.
The President said, “I remember that toilet. So great, the way she handles herself in the midst of it all. She would’ve made a better VP pick than me. Oh, I better wrap it up or I’ll get in trouble. Here’s to toilets… or, rather… to World Toilets!”